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'Hatchet II' Movie Review

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After writing and directing the more refined thriller Frozen earlier this year, Adam Green returns to his shameless blood-and-guts exploitation roots with Hatchet II, a sequel to his 2007 cult slasher Hatchet that ups the original's outrageous gore but fails to replicate its charm.

The Plot

We pick up where Hatchet left off, with Marybeth (Danielle Harris, replacing Tamara Feldman) fighting for her life in the Honey Island, Louisiana swamp against the undead deformed killer Victor Crowley (Kane Hodder). She manages to escape and finds her way back to Reverend Zombie (Tony Todd), who sent the doomed tour boat that Marybeth was on into the swamp.

She threatens to turn Zombie in to the authorities for operating tours of the off-limits swamp if he doesn't accompany her back there to gather the remains of her dead father and brother...and maybe get some revenge against Crowley as well. Eager to rid the area of the tourism-killing Victor Crowley, Zombie gathers a posse of locals to hunt for the legend's infamous head.

As the lynch mob roams the swamp, secrets emerge about Victor Crowley's origin and about Marybeth's family heritage that paint events in a different light, ratcheting up the stakes for everyone involved.

The End Result

Danielle Harris in 'Hatchet II'.

Danielle Harris in 'Hatchet II'.

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You rarely see someone write and direct two movies in one year, and as Hatchet II shows, there's good reason for that. It feels rushed and incomplete, lacking the fresh, fun dialogue and characters that made the first film such a ball. After an overly serious opening 20 minutes, there are attempts to recapture Hatchet's lighthearted magic, but the script feels a first or second draft that needs punching up. The characters are bland stereotypes, the plot is standard slasher stuff and the gags are predictable and easy, relying frequently on genre in-jokes, with numerous horror cameos (including directors Tom Holland, John Carl Buechler and Lloyd Kaufman) and references to movies like Friday the 13th and even the lesser-known Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon.

The characters likewise are underdeveloped. The posse members are introduced, and several are set up with background information that's never followed up on. Furthermore, the characterizations are so erratic, you're not sure if you're supposed to be rooting for this people or not (not like there's much hope of them surviving). AJ Bowen, who was so good in The Signal, is wasted here in a throwaway role. However, the magnetic and eccentric Tony Todd thankfully has a much-expanded role from the previous film, and genre vet Danielle Harris (Halloween) takes over the Marybeth role ably.

Of course, main talking point of the Hatchet movies isn't the characters or humor, but rather the over-the-top gore. And thanks to a rare (and refreshing) uncut, unrated theatrical release, Hatchet II takes the carnage to the next level. Body parts are ripped off, organs are removed, power tools are used inappropriately and arterial spray coats every flat surface. The gore is so prevalent that it almost does the film a disservice, becoming numbing instead of eye-opening and fun. Still, it's well done, inventive and the main reason to recommend this otherwise disappointing sequel.

The Skinny

Tony Todd in 'Hatchet II'.

Tony Todd in 'Hatchet II'.

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  • Acting: C (Suffers from casting horror directors and other genre non-actors.)
  • Direction: C+ (Generates few of the scares or the laughs of the first movie.)
  • Script: D (Plot, dialogue and characterizations feel halfhearted.)
  • Gore/Effects: A- (Wildly exaggerated and well executed.)
  • Overall: C (A disappointingly average sequel that fails to build on the appeal of the original.)

Hatchet II is directed by Adam Green and is not rated by the MPAA. Release date: October 1, 2010.

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