Some horror movie titles are ridiculous (The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies), and others are awesome (The Texas Chainsaw Massacre), but a select few are ridiculously awesome. Full of attitude, bad puns, icky imagery and sheer lunacy, a "good bad" horror title is a work of art and is often better than the movie itself.
Lamer Alternate Title: Bikini Bloodbath 2
Plot: Taking Bikini Bloodbath to the next level -- a carwash -- this sequel pits sudsy college coeds against the zombie chef killed in the first film. Oops, belated spoiler alert.
© Geneni Film Distributors
1972Lamer Alternate Title: Revenge of the Living DeadPlot:
Dirty hippie thespians sail to a deserted island and perform a seance that raises the dead in a nearby graveyard. They won't be missed.
© Concorde Pictures
1986Lamer Alternate Title: KillbotsPlot:
Back when malls were cool, a group of teens sneak into one to party after hours, unaware that the new high-tech security robots roaming the building have malfunctioned and are now programmed to kill.
© New World
1984Lamer Alternate Title: Panic in ManhattanPlot:
Toxic waste transforms homeless people into sewer-dwelling cannibalistic humanoid under -- you know the rest.
© Wizard Entertainmemt
2006Lamer Alternate Title: Reefers Can Still Be DeadlyPlot:
A group of lovable losers buys a bong that comes with an unexpected feature: a voodoo curse that transports those who use it to the "Bong World," where undead strippers give lethal lap dances.
6. Fertilize the Blaspheming Bombshell!
Lamer Alternate Title: Mark of the Beast
Plot: A woman searching the Southwestern desert for her missing sister encounters a satanic cult that wants to make her Satan's baby mama.
© Wizard Entertainment
2005Lamer Alternate Title:
An executed killer's witch mother mixes his ashes into a gingerbread mix, turning him into an evil, animated gingerbread man hell-bent on getting revenge on the woman whose testimony sent him to the electric chair.
8. Gore-met Zombie Chef from Hell
© Midnite Movies
Lamer Alternate Title: N/A
Plot: Sweeney Todd-ish tale of a maniac chef who kills people, then cooks and serves them to customers at his seafood restaurant.
1988Lamer Alternate Title: Hollywood HookersPlot:
A private detective hunting for a runaway crosses paths with an Egyptian cult of chainsaw-wielding prostitutes.
10. I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle
Lamer Alternate Title: Iron Thunder
Plot: When a satanist is killed by a motorcycle gang in the midst of summoning an evil spirit, the entity inhabits a nearby motorbike that sets out to gain violent revenge on the gang.