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30 Ridiculous(ly Awesome) Horror Movie Titles

The Best Worst Horror Movie Titles

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Some horror movie titles are ridiculous (The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies), and others are awesome (The Texas Chainsaw Massacre), but a select few are ridiculously awesome. Full of attitude, bad puns, icky imagery and sheer lunacy, a "good bad" horror title is a work of art and is often better than the movie itself.

1. Bikini Bloodbath Carwash

Bikini Bloodbath Carwash DVD
© Eclectic

Year: 2008
Lamer Alternate Title: Bikini Bloodbath 2
Plot: Taking Bikini Bloodbath to the next level -- a carwash -- this sequel pits sudsy college coeds against the zombie chef killed in the first film. Oops, belated spoiler alert.

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2. Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things

Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things
© Geneni Film Distributors
Year: 1972
Lamer Alternate Title: Revenge of the Living Dead
Plot: Dirty hippie thespians sail to a deserted island and perform a seance that raises the dead in a nearby graveyard. They won't be missed.
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3. Chopping Mall

Chopping Mall
© Concorde Pictures
Year: 1986
Lamer Alternate Title: Killbots
Plot: Back when malls were cool, a group of teens sneak into one to party after hours, unaware that the new high-tech security robots roaming the building have malfunctioned and are now programmed to kill.
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4. C.H.U.D.: Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers

C.H.U.D.
© New World
Year: 1984
Lamer Alternate Title: Panic in Manhattan
Plot: Toxic waste transforms homeless people into sewer-dwelling cannibalistic humanoid under -- you know the rest.
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5. Evil Bong

Evil Bong
© Wizard Entertainmemt
Year: 2006
Lamer Alternate Title: Reefers Can Still Be Deadly
Plot: A group of lovable losers buys a bong that comes with an unexpected feature: a voodoo curse that transports those who use it to the "Bong World," where undead strippers give lethal lap dances.
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6. Fertilize the Blaspheming Bombshell!

Fertilize the Blaspheming Bombshell
© Troma
Year: 1990
Lamer Alternate Title: Mark of the Beast
Plot: A woman searching the Southwestern desert for her missing sister encounters a satanic cult that wants to make her Satan's baby mama.

7. The Gingerdead Man

Gingerdead Man
© Wizard Entertainment
Year: 2005
Lamer Alternate Title: N/A
Plot: An executed killer's witch mother mixes his ashes into a gingerbread mix, turning him into an evil, animated gingerbread man hell-bent on getting revenge on the woman whose testimony sent him to the electric chair.
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8. Gore-met Zombie Chef from Hell

Gore-met Zombie Chef from Hell
© Midnite Movies
Year: 1986
Lamer Alternate Title: N/A
Plot: Sweeney Todd-ish tale of a maniac chef who kills people, then cooks and serves them to customers at his seafood restaurant.

9. Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers

Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers: 20th Anniversary Edition DVD
© Retromedia
Year: 1988
Lamer Alternate Title: Hollywood Hookers
Plot: A private detective hunting for a runaway crosses paths with an Egyptian cult of chainsaw-wielding prostitutes.
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10. I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle

I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle
© Redemption
Year: 1990
Lamer Alternate Title: Iron Thunder
Plot: When a satanist is killed by a motorcycle gang in the midst of summoning an evil spirit, the entity inhabits a nearby motorbike that sets out to gain violent revenge on the gang.
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