Worst 3D Movie: Saw 3D
Disembowelments in 3-D sound cool and all, but it would've been nice if there was some attempt at a decent plot, particularly with this being the final chapter in the franchise. Talk about going out with a whimper.
Runner-up: Resident Evil: Afterlife
Worst Attempt to Launch a Franchise: Jonah Hex
Worst Rip-off: Terror Inside
The Crazies minus the budget, the star power, the action, the scares and the viewers.
Biggest Waste of Talent: Legion
A nonsensical, cliché-ridden script renders a talented cast (Paul Bettany, Dennis Quaid, Lucas Black, Tyrese Gibson, Kate Walsh, Charles S. Dutton, Kevin Durand) flat and ineffective.
Runner-up: After.Life
Worst Movie from a Legendary Director: Dario Argento, Giallo
Argento's latest effort is melodramatic with a stupefying script that asks us to overlook glaring, ridiculous plot details almost -- but not quite -- as bad as his previous film, Mother of Tears.
Runner-up: George Romero, Survival of the Dead
Most Disappointing American Debut: Fruit Chan, Don't Look Up
Incoherent and overacted with mediocre effects, this first English-language effort from Fruit Chan (Dumplings) is little more than yet another Asian-styled "curse" movie (think The Ring or The Grudge) with a stringy haired ghost woman popping out of every little crevice.
Runner-up: Luis Berdejo, The New Daughter
Most Annoying Characters: Four Boxes
Most Unintentionally Funny, So-Bad-It's-Almost-Good Movie: Mega Piranha
Seriously, how can you not enjoy a movie in which a guy bicycle kicks 13 mutant flying piranhas?











