What You Need for a Costume:
- Black lace wedding dress with tiara
- Brunette wig
- Fake teeth -- sharp, animalistic
- Yellow contacts
- Silly Putty to build up Cro-Magnon forehead
- A boom box with Bauhaus' "Stigmata Martyr" cued up
- Roller skates
How to Act*: Set down the boom box and play the Bauhaus song. Do a seductive, twirling dance for someone. When you're finished, lean in to kiss the other person. If they reciprocate, bite them on the face. Glide around on roller skates, looking cool.
*For entertainment purposes. Use common sense, people.