What You Need for a Costume:
- A police uniform, with leather or pleather jacket
- White gloves
- Layers of Play-doh to replicate facial scars from prison brawls, fires, car crashes, shotguns to the face, etc.
- A padded muscle suit
- Baton with (toy) sword concealed inside
- Late '80s mullet
How to Act*: Don't speak; just walk around menacingly slapping your baton in your palm. Get a friend to run around and steal people's belongings, at which point you stroll up, stab the thief, then turn around and pummel the victim.
*For entertainment purposes. Use common sense, people.