What You Need for a Costume:
- A red velvet bikini
- A bright yellow and white snake, boa constrictor-sized
- A feathered headdress
- Vampire fangs
- A snake mask
- A personal fitness coach
How to Act*: Slink around, doing a slow, gyrating dance. Take someone's beverage and pour it down your leg as you stick your (pre-washed) foot in their mouth. Take a swig and spit it out onto them. If no one punches you, pull on your snake mask and nibble on their ears. Keep all dollar bills stuffed in your g-string.
*For entertainment purposes. Use common sense, people.