What You Need for a Costume:
- A snug black suit and tie
- A gray, wispy wig
- A pair of steel relaxation balls
- A sidekick dressed as a Jawa
How to Act*: Lurk ominously, standing in a corner and staring stone-faced at people. When anyone walks past, follow them, taking long, brisk, yet stiff strides. When they ask what you want from them, toss your balls at them and yell "Booooooyyyy!!!" at the top of your lungs. (Try not to sound like Flavor Flav.) Have your sidekick gnaw on their legs.
*For entertainment purposes. Use common sense, people.
