What You Need for a Costume:
- Shoulder-length brunette wig with '80s bangs
- '80s short shorts and white Camp Arawak t-shirt
- Bloody (toy) butcher knife
- Mannequin head (doubling for decapitated head of boyfriend)
- Rolled-up tube sock, strategically placed
How to Act*: Be timid and mute, sitting and staring at people silently. When someone comments on your odd behavior, bulge your eyes, bare your teeth menacingly and let out an ungodly screech as you lunge at them with the knife. If time permits, strip naked.
*For entertainment purposes. Use common sense, people.