Key Characteristics: Nagging old woman voice, old woman dress, old woman wig, butcher knife, tendency to hang around showers.
Typical Dialogue: "Norman! Get that trollop out of here!"
How to Achieve the Look*: Rummage through your mother's drawers and pick the most matronly dress you can find. Then get therapy for having rummaged through your mother's drawers.
The Easy Way Out: Compare prices on Norman Bates costumes
*For macabre entertainment purposes only. Do not try this at home.