Key Characteristics: Dress shirt, tie, optional ill-fitting sports jacket, bloody cannibal apron, mask made of human skin, spastic desire to saw people.
Typical Dialogue: "SQUEEEEEEEEAAAALLL!!!"
How to Achieve the Look*: Pack on 30 or 40 pounds, find several friends willing to donate their skin for a way-cool Halloween mask, learn to appreciate the taste of human flesh.
The Easy Way Out: Compare prices on Leatherface costumes
*For macabre entertainment purposes only. Do not try this at home.
