Key Characteristics: Jumpsuit, old Captain Kirk mask painted white, butcher knife, no emotion to speak of.
Typical Dialogue: (Cock your head to the side as you look at the corpse of someone you've just killed, as if to say, "Wow, I am messed up.")
How to Achieve the Look*: Expose yourself to some sort of trauma that will render you a speechless killing machine -- like watching a Hannah Montana marathon or trying to find a HoneyBaked ham the day before Thanksgiving. The mask and jumpsuit should be easy to figure out by comparison.
The Easy Way Out: Compare prices on Michael Myers costumes
*For macabre entertainment purposes only. Do not try this at home.


