This week, the Norwegian zombie flick Dead Snow receives a limited release, while DVDs are dominated by a slew of Friday the 13ths and the sequel to The Cell.
Dead Snow
© IFC
Black Magic 2
© Tokyo Shock
In this wild and woolly 1970s Hong Kong horror movie, an evil wizard wreaks havoc by raising the dead and impregnating women with hideous monsters. Where's Harry Potter when you need him? 
Born
© Lionsgate
A young woman discovers that she's pregnant. The only problem is that she's still a virgin. And the baby is Satan's. And it takes over her body, forcing her to kill. And don't get me started on the stretch marks.
The Cell 2
© New Line
In this direct-to-video sequel, a young psychic who can enter people's minds uses her power to track a serial killer and bore him to death.
Friday The 13th (2009): Killer Cut
© New Line
This remake of the slasher classic finds a young man looking for his sister, who vanished near Crystal Lake, stomping ground of the undead serial killer Jason Vorhees. What he finds is trouble with a capital "T," and that rhymes with "D," and that stands for decapitation.
Friday The 13th: The Final Chapter (Deluxe Edition)
© Paramount
The "final" Friday the 13th was actually less than the halfway point in the franchise. Jason leaves Camp Crystal Lake to attack a bunch of kids partying at a nearby house. Corey Feldman comes to the rescue.
Friday The 13th Part V: A New Beginning (Deluxe Edition)
© Paramount
Infamous for its choice of villain, this "new beginning" to the slasher franchise turned off many a fan but really isn't all that bad.
Friday The 13th Part VI: Jason Lives (Deluxe Edition)
© Paramount
Jason's back, thanks to a Frankenstein-ish lightning strike, and torments a newly reopened Camp Crystal Lake, making for the most awkward mix of hulking Neanderthal and little kids this side of Kindergarten Cop.
Hydra
© First Look
Another week, another Sci Fi Channel creature feature. This time, a group of rich, bored hunters who like to track "the most dangerous game" -- Man -- end up hunting people on a supposedly deserted island occupied by the mythical multi-headed snake monster Hydra.
I'll Be There With You
© Celebrity Video Distribution
Not to be confused with the theme song from Friends, this twisted film is about a spring break trip from hell, thanks to a perverted ranch owner (Daniel Baldwin) and some escaped mental patients.
