Ashley Tisdale: Teen Witch?

From the department of Not Quite Horror and Not Quite News...According to Variety, High School Musical star Ashley Tisdale is fielding offers to build on her Disney popularity, one of which is the starring role in a remake of the 1989 film Teen Witch. Why am I reporting this? Is it the whole witch angle? Or because it's an offshoot of horror remake-itis? Well, sort of, but mostly it's an excuse to show you this clip from the original film -- quite possibly the funniest thing I've ever seen. If the remake can recreate cinematic gold like this, I say roll the cameras. Top THAT!

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